PRE-PLANNED · PRE-PAID · PRICE LOCKED FOR LIFE

FEDERAL FAREWELL

Brother, let me ask you something. When your time comes — and it comes for all of us — who's dragging that motorhome out of the pasture? Your kids? Your spouse? A nephew with a half-ton pickup and no clue where the title is?

Don't leave your life for someone else to carry. Funeral homes figured out pre-planning decades ago. We're doing it for everything with wheels, a hull, or an axle. Pay David today. Your family won't be bothered by your life tomorrow.

THE CLEAN EXIT

$2,500 locked for life

One titled rig — RV, boat, or trailer — pre-paid at today's price, removed whenever the day comes. Your family makes one call. We handle the title, the haul, and the goodbye.

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THE FULL FAREWELL

$7,500 locked for life

Every big asset on the property: coaches, hulls, trailers, sheds-on-wheels. Locked now, executed later. The estate stays a memory, not a chore list.

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LEGACY ZERO

$15,000 locked for life

The whole operation, white-glove. Multiple properties, storage units, marina slips. Your executor gets a single number and a crew that already knows the plan.

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HOW THE PLAN WORKS

  1. You pick a tier and pay once at the Private Terminal — today's price, locked forever.
  2. We issue your Federal Farewell certificate and file your plan with dispatch.
  3. Your family or executor keeps one card with one number: (405) 698-4285.
  4. When the day comes, one call — and it's handled. No invoices to the grieving. Ever.

Fully transferable if you sell the rig first. Honored nationwide, all 50 states. Family-operated since 1993 — we'll still be answering that phone.

Federal Farewell is a pre-paid removal service agreement with USA Federal Junk Removal, not insurance or a funeral-services product. Plan terms, transferability, and funds handling are confirmed in writing at purchase and follow applicable state prepaid service contract rules.

⚠Required notice
Licensing varies by city & state. We do not claim to be pre-licensed in every jurisdiction we appear to serve. Where local permits/credentials are required and we can't reasonably obtain them in time, we sub-contract a properly licensed local operator. Mobile homes, motorhomes, RVs & campers: Portland OR, Vancouver WA, and a growing list of cities now require certified asbestos testing before haul or demolition. If a sample comes back hot, abatement adds thousands in cost and unlicensed handling can carry up to one year in county jail. We do not haul around the law — we comply or we hand off.
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