That rotting, raccoon-infested, tarp-covered disgrace in your yard? It might finally pay off. The ugliest junk RV, camper or boat in America each month wins a 100% FREE professional removal — up to a $2,000 value. Every single entrant gets $100 off their removal. No purchase, no catch.
Fill the form, then text your ugliest photos to (405) 698-4285. Bonus points for trees growing through it.
2. We crown a winner monthly
Our crew picks the most gloriously far-gone unit in America. Winner announced on the site.
3. It disappears — free
We haul the winner's beast at zero cost, EPA-certified disposal included. Everyone else gets $100 off.
Enter your beast
One entry per household per month. Winner receives free removal of the entered unit (up to $2,000 value, continental USA & Canada). $100-off credit valid on any removal booked within 90 days. No purchase necessary. By entering you agree we may feature your photos in our Hall of Shame.
Licensing varies by city & state. We do not claim to be pre-licensed in every jurisdiction we appear to serve. Where local permits/credentials are required and we can't reasonably obtain them in time, we sub-contract a properly licensed local operator. Mobile homes, motorhomes, RVs & campers: Portland OR, Vancouver WA, and a growing list of cities now require certified asbestos testing before haul or demolition. If a sample comes back hot, abatement adds thousands in cost and unlicensed handling can carry up to one year in county jail. We do not haul around the law — we comply or we hand off.